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Randy Johnson
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Winner and Loser
It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. My life went straight to Hell because of the lottery. I got $100,000,000 when I won the Powerball...
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Cigarettes Vs. Smokeless Tobacco
People say that smokeless and chewing tobacco are just as harmful as cigarettes, but that isn't entirely true. I can tell you two things that make...
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The Power Of A Zagnut
I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt. I beat the crap out of him because he stole my Zagnut. When I inserted a dollar and pushed...
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- 235 reads
Jim
He was my neighbor for over forty years and his name was Jim. When I think about what a good man should be like, I think of him. He and my uncle were...
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Porky's Revenge
When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got mad, he was meaner than Atilla the Hun. Porky sat...
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