Certificate 18

Adults only

Impatient

A short horror story that may turn out to be a series if need be. Enjoy writing friends and pen it to paper. Please bear in mind I wrote this in a fever so please ignore the "minor" spelling mistakes.
Cherry

The Ordeal Of Porky Rind (Part Two)

“How do you know that birds aren't psychic, fatty?”
Cherry

The Ordeal Of Porky Rind (Part One)

Mark was one of a number of overweight teenagers that attended Bridlington Science Academy, formerly Bridlington Comprehensive, and as far as he was concerned he was the most bullied.
Cherry

Darren Makes a Stand

My entry from Heat 1 of the Prose Pentathlon - A story of young love, teenage pregnancy and an angry Dad. Inspiration came from the opening lines of Billie Holiday's autobiography

The Man of Steel

ACT 1 SCENE 1 DEEP SPACE Pan over stars. Silence. A space station comes into view. SPACE STATION INT.

Hanging man.

I saw him hanging upside down, rope bound tightly around his ankles and tied to the thickest part of a tree branch.

Gollum Meets James Bond

“Moonraker is an integral Bond film,” I lie. “This is like the best one.” I do not mention that I could just pause the shittiest Bond film ever.

PURE LOVE

Heat 3 Entry

warning signs

got this spreading, tingling, numbing, pulsating, stabbing, throbbing, pain that won’t take a vacation, that won’t give itself a rest, that won’t lighten up &

death of a christian science English teacher

i remember well the name of my 11th grade English teacher--- Ms. Tominson, who had been rumored to have given some of her students fellatio, during the time when she wasn’t lecturing on