Mary had a little limb...and other silly things.
By mikehammond8
Some of my nonsense rhyme for kids. I pulled together an illustrated collection of these several years ago whilst I was working as a teaching assistant in a primary school. I published it on lulu.com under the same name as this collection (to a rousing zero purchases). Not really shared them other than that so I thought I'd post them here. I'll add them up as I get the time...
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The Goglins
The goggle-eyed, tongue-tied, shallow-fried Goglins...
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A bedtime prayer
A bedtime prayer for big brothers.
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A Forest Tea Party
Bing! Bang! Bong! went the weasel with the gong, As he called all the animals to tea...
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Battle Scars
An exaggeration on childlike one-upmanship...
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Contrary Mary
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
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Mary had a little limb
Mary had a little limb...
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Owl and pussy
The owl and the pussy cat went to sea, In a beautiful pea-green boat...
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Muffet and the spider
Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey...
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The Piggledy-Poo
Have you ever heard of the Piggledy-Poo?
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Sweetcorn
A comment on the great sweetcorn riddle.
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Playtime Twaddle
This one sits best along side its illustrations (think poor man's Spike Milligan) but I thought I'd post it anyway.
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Snot, sweat and cheese
I myself would rather not Swim in a pool that’s full of snot...
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The Music Shop
For the musically frustrated kid...
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Santa's Rap
A festive rap I tried out on the year 5s I used to support. They were less than impressed as I remember. Maybe my street lingo ain't bare safe no more, ya get me? Merry Christmas, everyone.
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