Three is the number

Three is the number (11th November, 2008 3.41pm)

Three is the number,
the Charmed number,
it’s the Holy Trinity;
God the Father, the Son
and the Ghostly Deity;
three is comfortable,
except on first dates;
three is the most fun
I ever had with my mates;
three is complex when
the bed is only double;
three is difficult to handle;
three spells trouble;
but don’t let me burst
your shiny triple bubble;
three is triangular,
three makes me seethe:
three priced as two
in the Co-Op, when
it’s only one I need;
three is the times table
I found the easiest;
three is the times you have
to turn down the sleaziest;
three are the Musketeers,
until there were four; whoops!
A spare who looks like
D’Artagnan can’t be a chore.
Three steps on, two steps back;
three is the magic trick
that hooks you with its slack;
three are the Angels…
Charlie, why weren’t there more,
with all the fights and baddies
making your girlies sore?
Bosley could handle ‘em,
I’m sure it wouldn’t be a chore!
I guess three is the best,
three is laid out in the rules,
and those that are greedy,
posting seven, six, five, or four
(I thought I counted eleven,
but I think it could be more)
are those that are needy,
little, innumerate fools.