East Coast Gangsta

Those jailhouse jeans do a good job -
product placement for Calvin.
Shame your Converse don't get
the same treatment.
It would be so great, if only
the Celtics' top were some kind
of irony:
but, of course, you come from Skegness.
That bling is worthy of the
band from Newport
you have never even heard of.
Your parents wore daft clothes too and
reasoned, like you, that their own
wouldn't like it.
Still, wannabe or gangsta, you
only lack credibility's
skin colour.