My Spatula

My Spatula’s
spectacular
it turns my eggs with ease.
It loves to skate across my pan
and slither through the grease.

My Spatula’s
like Dracula;
(all black with plastic teeth).
it doesn’t bite into the flesh;
it just slips underneath.

My Spatula’s
a tarantula,
it stalks its evil prey.
If you don’t think food is evil;
eat round our house some day!

My Spatula’s
A fly killer
It splats them on the wall
The only drawback there of course
There’s ‘splats’ all down the hall

My Spatula’s
my singular
best tool in all the world;
It slithers, slips and stalks and splats
and is not just for girls!