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Tyrant seeks treacherous knave
Hobbies include gross subterfuge followed by mercilessly reign over enslaved kingdom, gross barbarism and the mass slaughter of the innocent and basket weaving on Tuesdays. Also enjoys long walks in the country accompanied by mad maniacal laughter and unsavoury thoughts of unspeakable villainy.

Preferable for knave to have own henchmen compliant in the art of thumbscrew application therapy and other spa treatments including Chinese water torture and iron maiden maintenance.

Knave must be hunchbacked missing a limb with a un-place able but thick European accent and ideally with the body covered in nasty pustules indicating a close brush with the Black Death. An unhealthy interest in vermin and pestilence is positively encouraged in the applicant. Ideally the applicant also needs to be a keen angler with an interest in balloon making.