Santa's Rap

(Beat box intro)

Yo Yo Yo, I'm Mr Ho Ho Ho,
I've never rapped before but I'm givin’ it a go.
Forget that Eminem and old Snoop Puffy Dre,
But come and hang with me and my cru in da sleigh.

(Beat box instrumental)

Rudolph thinks he's cool with his flashy red nose,
I've always thought he's just a bit of a pose...r.
His homeboys are as bad, they think they're all great,
But if I didn't need the transport I'd turn them into steaks.

(Beat box instrumental)

This year's sack is both wicked and absurd,
In fact it is HEAVY in both senses of the word.
Filled with your decks and your Dad's naff socks,
And have those pesky elves gone and added some rocks?!

(Beat box instrumental)

So get out in the hood and find some carols to sing,
With your brand new Nike Airs and all that bling-bling.
With the low temperatures you'll find it easy to chill,
But always remember you've gotta keep it real!

(Safe, peace out and good will to all homies…)