I Want to Write a Story

I want to write a story
But I don't know what to say,
My head is like a Tory
And my life is like a play

Where everybody leaves
at the interval.
Even in winterval.
When they could stay in terval
Just to keep warmer
Like a former farmer
I once knew of -
He meant nobody any harmer,
But bought a half-price holiday
In a single sad Bahama,
Just like Adolf Bush Obama -
What a super little charmer!

I wanted to write poetry
But I don't know what to say
I thought I'd have a goetry
But perhaps I'll write a play

Ground bully.