The Giants return
By WillSimpson
- 1998 reads
Run they screamed, he can't get you now,
A mirror is what you need,
Turn him around,
My feet are burning,
Just like my skin,
Crash goes the ground as the chase begins,
Fee fie, four on the rum,
I'll get you my boy,
Billy, fetch me ma gun,
They been eating my eggs again,
Those filthy little hobgoblins,
If I catch you boy I'm gonna sacrifice your heart,
Pull on your hair and twist you apart
Run they screamed, he may catch you now,
A mirror you need, show him his legs,
Be quick for heaven's sake,
The sun has almost set,
Roll up roll up, were still taking bets,
Fee fie, piddly boo,
When I find that human I'm gonna tear him in two,
Pull off his ears and lick him I swear,
A good right hand, and a pull of his hair,
Quick run, its over there,
Persius dropped it,
When he seen Medusa's hair,
So frail and fragile,
But a giant none the less,
Now make it back before he plucks you from the nest,
I turned and hid, the giant was close,
Cornered and smeared, I was almost toast,
Then quick as a flash,
I climbed up a mast,
Pulled out the mirror,
An cracked an egg on his back,
Haha you beast, you see it's me,
I showed him the mirror,
He saw a reflection of his knee's,
Oh the knobbles, that he had never known,
The giant collapsed,
Like Goliath to the stone.
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Hi Willsimpson, Hey great
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Hi Willsimpson, That is a
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I really like the pace of
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You're right Will - only
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Not bad sort of like ye olde
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Here ii thought you were
"I will make sense with a few reads \^^/ "
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