Get Over it (Again!!) (on having my name mistyped)

At last! At last! My name in print
You'd think cruel Fate might take the hint,
When now at last I've made the grade
She would not piss on my parade.

Yet now I've bought the magazine*
I see how spiteful Fate has been,
My name mistyped upon the back
Oh woe is me! Alack! Alack!

"My name's mistyped!" I cried. "Oh ffff…udge!!"
Yet in truth I have no grudge,
I'm overwhelmed that someone chose
To put in print my simple prose.

At last! At last! My name in print
You'd think at last I'd take the hint,
There's more to life than me and id
Get over it? Already did!

*ABCtales magazine, issue 19
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copyright DM Pamment 18th December 2010