Window cleaners rap

I am a window cleaner I clean windows when I can
So I’ve got a bucket and a ladder and a window cleaner’s van

I never work with companies just households cash in hand
Then I get to keep my money from the tax man understand

Up my little ladder give the windows a quick splosh
Then down again knock on the door and pick up all my dosh

My squeegee’s very useful it takes all the water off
It saves a lot of time and works much better than a cloth

If you really want to see me go I’ll be done in just a minute
Now by any standards that’s pretty rapid innit

So if you want my services give me a little sign
Then I’ll come and do it all again in only four weeks time