OH COALITION!!

Oh Coalition what can we do?
We wanted another government but we ended up with you.
You won't go on much longer if you don't do your stuff.
As for bloody Europe we've really had enough!

With Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee
Life is one long battle
We can only watch and wait
To see who wins the rattle.

The constant war between the two
For things that do not matter
Ignores the things we need to know
But makes their wallets fatter.

The old school tie and daddy's wealth
Don't build experience
They just don't know how hard it is
They really have no sense.

Gay marriages don't pay our bills
And foriegn aid's the same.
But Coalition rattles on
And they're the ones to blame.

We fight to pay our bills each month.
Does the Coalition care?
They don't have financial problems
Nor are their cupboards bare!

Their mansions, castles and estates
Don't lose them too much sleep.
But tax our take-aways, that's bad
It makes our children weep.

Our old folk struggle to keep afloat
The youngsters live the life.
Get real our leaders or get out
Rebellion's getting rife.

So, Dave and Nick you make us sick
With thoughts of problems unreal.
Come down to earth and quickly
Or the funeral bells will peel!!