The Great Divide

There are those who hang up t-shirts on hangars, hooks all facing right when you look at them, after they iron them (or pull them out of the dryer five minutes before the dry cycle is over and stretch them out), and those who fold them. Those who bite their fingernails and those who clip (or have them clipped). Those who believe in monogamy and those who don’t. Those who pick their nose and those who would rather saw off their fingers. Those who name their genitals and those who blanch at the mere thought. Those who clean their cars immediately after a long trip and those who leave it until they are rested enough to deal with it. Those who listen and those who hear. Those who give love without needing and those who need love without giving. Pet people and non-pet people. Those who love water features and those who insist they just make you want to pee more often. Those who want to be right and those who want to be happy.