Epitaph

By The Talisman

Tue, 23 Oct 2012

3 comments

If I should die on the crapper

Please try not to laugh

As I squeeze out my final breath

And flies circle my epitaph

As I'd have to write it in dooings

Upon the bathroom floor

And, please try to preserve it

Not smear it, as you open the door

If you should see it, I'm sure it would read

I'll be missed, inspite of my rants

And please afford me some dignity

By pulling up my pants.

Permalink Submitted by The Talisman on Tue, 2012-10-23 07:33

I wrote this whilst sat on the toilet one day. It made my kids laugh, so, job well done (pun intended). Sorry.

Permalink Submitted by maggyvaneijk on Tue, 2012-10-23 08:34

You're kids are lucky to have you, a funny little piece!

Permalink Submitted by The Talisman on Tue, 2012-10-23 17:58

Thanks maggyvaneijk. I'd like to think so.