The Scrump Brother's Poem

Mortimer Scrimp was a Drimp,
Who always walked with a limp
He didn't kinow the meaning of the word:'blimp'
And smelt horribly of rotten shrimp.

Archibald Scramp wasn't a tramp,
Although his house was extremly damp
But he liked to taste his bedside lamp,
And he hated to hear the word 'champ',

Ernie Scremp made no scence,
He liked to use words like 'schemp' and 'chemp'
Nothing seems to rhyme with 'scremp'
So let's just end this here

Garath Scromp went on a romp,
Where he walked for miles screaming 'swamp' and 'stomp',
People laughed at the way he stomped,
While eating chocolate which he chomped.

Bill Scrump had a trump,
and Arthur Scrymp did nothing at all,
John liked make irritating rymes,
They were all just stupid fools.