If You Get Cancer

If you get cancer it is your fault because you have done something wrong and that is why you got it. You probably ate all the wrong food out of packets or you smoked a lot and didn't stop when they found out it was bad for you or you started to smoke when you was already told not to because it was bad for you. Or you were over forty and never got tested. 



Some people deserve to get cancer because they are incredibly stupid, like they get fat by eating two mutch fat and suger when they no it makes you fat and or they want to drink a lot of alcohol when it, is bad for you. Then they spray cans of air freshener and decorate there houses with paint witch is carsinajus. 



There are other thinks that can give you cancer but they can't because you die before you get it like my uncle who tried to get it by breathing in car exhaust fumes at the end of the week I stayed at his house. And if you don't breastfeed your baby, or bother having one. Or if you are too old to be alive. Or don't believe in pollution. All these thinks will give you cancer. Fact.



Some people get cancer because they are sad but refuse to cry and just keep laughing for no reason or if they are very angry inside but keep pretending to be nice all the time outside. The body knows all this and starts to make cancer cells multiply in order to get you to notice how you feel and then you notice that you feel scared until you get chemotherapy witch is supposed to make you better but it doesn't it just makes you cry and get angry all the time (on the outside) until the cancer goes away. 



Getting cancer costs the national health society of Great Britain, England, a lot of money and that is why you shouldn't get it. Why should everyone else have to pay for it when it is your fault? But don't start feeling guilty because that will only make you catch cancer. Just don't get it. And sunbathing,