Eugene and the Wolverine
By loquaciousicity
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Within the sandbox played Eugene,
as well, his little friend named Dean,
a simple-minded Wolverine.
But yesterday was Halloween
when they collected sweets unseen,
all stuffed inside a sad Sardine.
And making sure their hands were clean,
they shared a snack - a tangerine,
a cantaloupe and big fat bean.
But they forgot the Sandbox Queen
whose hungry name was sweet Pauline -
with no invite she felt so mean
and woke the naughty Sand Machine.
Sand trickled in their fine cuisine
which scratched their gums and set the scene
to brush their teeth and in between.
Poor Dean was sad he hadn’t seen
the sandy specks with sparkly sheen,
all hidden like a submarine.
Eu sold his cookie magazine
And bought a brand new limousine
To flee the naughty Sand Machine.
Next time their food they’ll try to screen
from something hard and unforeseen
while tapping on a tambourine
to sooth the hungry Sandbox Queen
and trick the naughty Sand Machine.
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I like the way you insert
I like the way you insert funny real scenes in the nonsense – 'the sandy specks with sparkly sheen, all hidden like a submarine. … Next time their food they’ll try to screen from something hard and unforeseen' and the high rhyming! Rhiannon
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