The Wicked Witch Of Westminster

Imagine if there was an evil witch ; a witch in leopard print shoes, that went around Britain stealing money.
First she'd go to the police and while the police were trying to solve crimes and protect people, the witch would steal lots of money from them so they couldn't do their job of solving crimes and protecting people.
Then the witch would go to the National health service where doctors and nurses were struggling to help sick people and save lives and, once again, she'd steal lots of their money so they couldn't  help sick people and save lives; infact, because of the witch's crime lots of people would die.
But then, as if that wasn't wicked enough, the witch would go to schools that were trying to teach children and give them a future and steal money from the schools aswell so that they couldn't teach children and infact the futures of many children would be ruined because of it.
Then finally, just to be really wicked, the witch would go to all the houses of people who were old or had some disability that made their life difficult or didn't have much money to live on but had little children to support and she would take their money aswell.
You would say that witch was pretty evil wouldn't you? A real nasty piece of work! And you would want to stop that witch stealing from good people, wouldn't you?
Well, the good thing is that you can stop that evil witch.
Her name is Theresa May and, infact, shes part of a whole coven of evil witches called the Tory party who regularly steal money from the people of Britain that they vitally need so that they can cut taxes for the very, very rich who have much more money than they need.
And the best part of it is that you don't need magic to stop that evil witch Theresa May; infact you don't even need to throw a bucket of water over her like the Wicked Witch of the West, you just need to vote Labour.
STOP THE WICKED WITCH OF WESTMINSTER - VOTE LABOUR