Anyway, you've got to love the NHS

Anyway, went to the doctors complaining about anxiety, he said "you've got to be mad to put up with mental illness, I'll send you to some group therapy." 

I said "I don't think that would help."

The doctor said "no, nor do I, but it looks bad if I don't prescribe something, and I can never work out what drugs to give someone like you, you know I got into this profession to help people."

I said , "shame it hasn't worked out that way."

Doctor replied saying "yer, but the respect you get being a doctor, people listen to everything you say, and the women, whoaa, have you got a girl?"

I replied, "no, she left me because of my anxiety"

He said "you should become a doctor!"

I walked home feeling anxious, now I had to work out how to become a doctor.