iPanic

 

iPanic

 

brush teeth

dress not tucked in knickers at the back

unplug my hair straighteners

lippy keys tissues cash

i think i need a wee

 

did i clean my teeth i’m certain i did

brush teeth again

dress not tucked in knickers at the back

check i’ve unplugged my hair straighteners

lippy phone tissues cash

mascara loose change and hair brush

did i unplug my hair straighteners

smile for the mirror scruff hair a little

tits and teeth this boy is so cute

shit i can’t believe i feel like this

 

calm down drew

take a slow deep breath

 

(beep!  beep!) 

fuck it uber’s here

signal five mins

dress not tucked in knickers at the back

lippy phone tissues cash

make up loose change mascara and hair brush

scruffed hair too much

oh god i need another wee

and where’s my watch

i really can’t wear these shoes

not with this dress

i’ll have to change this just looks minging

what on earth was i thinking

need different earrings

where’s the dangly ones

why can i never find what i want

check mirror

bollocks i should have played safe

with me black dress nah! he’ll think

he’s on a winner

this looks cool yea this looks lush

anyway it’s too late let’s go

(door closes)

 

i did unplug my hair straighteners

yeah i'm sure i did i'm certain i did

oh my god

i’ve left my keys on the table