Brian

Brian didn't like Thursdays. When he was a child Thursday had always
been Spinach Day, and he hated spinach. It made him sick. All those
green slimy bits that stick in your teeth. But his mother had insisted.
"It'll make you a man Brian!" And "It'll give you muscles like Popeye!
All the girls like Popeye Brian!" So Thursday was always Puke Day as
well. But now he was six-foot-eight and 19 stone, so his mother must
have been right. He still hated Thursdays though.