Societal Over Drone

STOP!, ONEWAY

NO PARKING

Ok, chill your loud prevent

I get the basic picture

My taxes oil your steady vent

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, NO LITTER

STICK YOUR CHEWING GUM ON THE MARK

NO DOGS, NO STANDING HERE

WET PAINT!

YOU'LL NEED A GLOWING STICKER AFTER DARK!

PARK BETWEEN THE LINES

GET YOUR TROLLEY'S HERE

REMOVE YOUR CARD AND CASH QUITE PROMTLY

NO FOOD, NO BROOD, NO BEER

ROAD AHEAD CLOSED FOLLOW DIVERSION

LEFT HAND BEND AND THEN A BRIDGE

PLEASE MAKE YOUR CHOICE AND CHECK THE DATE

CLOSE THE RUDDY FRIDGE!

As soon as I walk into town

I become a child of three

LOUD BLEEPING so I know when to cross

Why not a sticker

So I know I'm me!

WAY IN!, well that's a help

I was checking out the wall

NO FOOTBALLS IN THE FOUNTAIN!

Dam, wet suit and flippers

Now they snatch my ball

NO SMOKING, NO HEAVY PETTING

KEEP YOUR FACE AND FINGERS WELL INSIDE

NO LITTER, NO FLY TIPPING

NO PATHWAY AFTER PEAK OF TIDE

I'm the one they're telling

With my wheelie bin in tow

A rucksack filled with rubble

From my instructed patio

A four wheel drive

I often propel into oceans on a whim

Evading the large red sign telling me

IT'S DANGEROUS TO SWIM!!

NO STILETTOS, NO JEANS, NO BICYCLES

NO BIROS, NO MEN

So, trainers and naked walking

A transvestite with leaded pen

PLEASE USE THE BRIDGE AND FOOTPATH

WHY?, doesn't motorway traffic slow

Don't they allow pedestrians to hover

WHEN THE GREEN LIGHTS ON YOU GO!!!

Actually, I'll stay in bad

Safe from their unrelenting tone

Until I venture out again

Into societal overdrone

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