KNICKERS

"I'm looking for some knickers."

"Well, you've come to the right place!
So, what type are you after?"

"Something pretty. Perhaps lace."

"What colour would you like, sir?"

"I'm not sure. What do you think?"

"Well, what's her type of colour;
Is she purple, red or pink?"

"Hang on a minute,
Who is 'she'?"

"Your wife?"

"The knickers are for me."