YOU'RE A DOCTOR, AREN'T YOU?

"Doctor, I feel really hot."

"No - You feel normal to me."

"No I don't! I'm burning up."

"No, you're all right, honestly."

"I want to take my clothes off."

"Well, I'd rather you did not."

"You're not supposed to say that!
Shall I get 'em out, or what?"

"There's really no need for that."

"Oh, you don't get it, do you?
You're meant to 'examine' me;
Give me a good seeing to.
So doc, prod me with your things,
And give parts of me a rub."

"Oh, this role-play idea's daft.
I am going down the pub."