QUEER JIM

Queer Jim loves eating chocolate.
"That is not queer", you might say.
But queer Jim only eats it,
On a month's second Tuesday.

Queer Jim likes having white wine.
You might think he has good taste.
But he only has white wine,
Poured all over his corn flakes.

Queer Jim often wears trousers.
You might think that is normal.
But he wears them on his head;
As he used to do at school.

Queer Jim once had a girlfriend.
What a queer couple they were.
But queer Jess split up with him;
Jim was far too sane for her.