ZEX

You want to give me your Zex.
But I haven't got the time.
I cannot have your Zex.
It is your problem, not mine.

You say it's all got out of hand,
Your Zex presents a great demand.
That your wife cannot handle it,
And she calls you a lunatic.

You say that having Zex,
Now really feels like a slog.
But you can just keep your Zex.
After all, he is your dog.

8 May 2003