HUSBAND

1) "My husband's got a problem with drinking."

"Is he an alcoholic?"

"No; he can't take his beer."

2) "My husband smashed my CD collection yesterday."

"That was spiteful."

"I know - of all the things to collapse onto!"

3) "My husband's very good in bed."

"Is he?"

"Oh yes; he never snores or hogs the bedcovers."

4) "Is there one thing you would change about your husband?"

"Of course not! There are several hundred."

Around 2002