STIFF

"I've gone stiff," he tells her.
She gets up from her chair.
She walks to where he's seated,
Pulling down her underwear.

She sits astride him, sighing,
"We're gonna have to be quick,
Before somebody might see us.
I am gagging for your dick."

She starts unzipping his flies,
But he stops her, "Flaming heck!
When I said that I was stiff,
I was referring to my neck!"

July 2003