MISMATCHED LIBIDOS

"I think we should have more sex,
For I get very horny."
"But sometimes all that I want,
Is to watch soaps on TV."

"How about in the adverts?"
"Eastenders doesn't have them."
"What about other channels;
Can't we fit some screws in then?"

"No; I will not feel like it."
"But you never ever do!
I've got a strong libido,
That needs a good seeing to."

"Have some coffee or something."
"See, that isn't quite the same.
That will not briefly put out,
My sex drive's enormous flame."

"Try a bucket of water;
Freezing cold, filled with ice cubes.
And if that fails to kill it,
Pull out each one of your pubes."

"How evil are you to me?
You're slowly wrecking my life,
With your prudish, idle ways."
"And you're just a nagging wife."

24 August 2005