OH NO, I THINK HE WANTS ME

Why is he looking at me like that?
Does he want me to be wrapped around?
You ought to see the face he's making,
While he's doing a disgusting sound.

I'm thinking of falling on the floor,
For I can tell he wants to suck me.
But his mouth can stay the heck away;
He's banned from this strand of spaghetti.

7 September 2005