ELEVEN REASONS TO SLEEP

By alp

Fri, 09 Sep 2005
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You're bored out of your mind.
You're feeling rather ill.
You are avoiding sex.
You took a sleeping pill.

You want to have a dream.
You had too much to drink.
You had too much to eat.
You would rather not blink.

You just want to switch off.
You like being in bed.
Or maybe you're simply,
Knackered out of your head.

9 September 2005

Certificate 15
Humour