QUESTIONNAIRE FROM THE TEACHER

1. How important do you think a teacher's roll is in the school?

Well, without it, he/she might go hungry at lunchtime!

2. Do you get the bust to school?

Well, I would, but I think she'd rather we didn't all get on her tits at once.

3. In terms of school, what do you enjoy moist?

Certainly not the playing fields; when they're wet it's like being on an ice rink without the skates.

4. What do you think of the recent classroom changes maid?

I can't say I've noticed, but I'll look out for the hopefully great outfit!

5. What is your concentration like during the mourning?

I would expect the levels to be down, in such a sad situation.

6. Have you bean bullied?

I wouldn't dream of bullying such a fine food!

Thank you for filling in this questionnaire. If you had no problems with the questions, you need to attend more English lessons.

26 September 2005