EROTIC WORDS MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED IN

You tell me yours is throbbing.
I say mine is very wet.
You say yours is getting worse.
I say mine hasn't dried yet.

You tell me yours is so fierce,
You wonder if it will go.
I tell you mine's slippery,
And if you felt it, you'd know.

You say that when yours get bad,
They feel like joined, stabbing Flakes.
For we enjoy discussing,
My bathroom and your headaches.

16 October 2005