DRESS TO IMPRESS

Wear black; dress to depress.
Wear grey; dress to suppress.
Wear white; dress to confess.
Wear blue; dress to profess.
Wear mauve; dress to express.
Wear pink; dress to caress.
Wear red; dress to aggress.
Wear green; dress to digress.
Wear brown; dress to oppress.
Wear zilch; dress to transgress.

Around 2005