GUY WHOSE H COMES OUT AS C OR K

"Cow are you?"

"You calling me a cow?"

"No, I feel you're lusk."

"Well I'm not, I'm a busy woman."

"Your dress looks really cot."

"What does that mean; babyish?"

"No, it means you make me corny."

"Oh, I'm sure you can manage that on your own."

"Do you cave a boyfriend?"

"Yuck! Like cave his skull in?"

"No! Anyway, my pet screw is gorgeous."

"Well, it must be easy to take care of!"

"Yes, but sometimes it seems to kiss if it's angry."

"You really are a weird one, aren't you?"

"What an insult! You're not sky, are you?"

"No dear, I'm human."

"I'm unable to say suck a word."

"Why would you want to tell me to suck a word? Are you ill?"

"No. Got an urge to cold you."

"Not only do I feel cool anyway, but that's not even proper English."

"You don't understand. I try to say C, it comes out as C. Same goes for K; it comes out as K."

"Wow, aren't you logical?!"

"Do you want to unbutton my skirt?"

"Is that your way of telling me you're a cross-dresser?"

"Unbutton it. My skirt is blue and warms my nipples."

"Oh, I see what you mean! Well I was right in feeling you needed kelp."

16 January 2006