Famous

By Sooz006

Wed, 13 Feb 2008
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Famous

I’m Famous me. I had a hit record like twenty years ago.

Do you recognise me?

I wear this baseball cap with the peak pulled low so that you won’t recognise me.

I wear these dark glasses so that you won’t recognise me.

I’ve grown my hair out so that you won’t recognise me.

I disguise my voice so that you won’t recognise me.

I’ve changed my trademark swagger so that you won’t recognise me.

I have these six burly bodyguards so that you’ll recognise me.

Do you want my autograph?

Certificate U
Writing 2008
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Comments

Submitted by raysawriter on
Yes please, but how would I recognise you? Ray

Ray

Submitted by Sooz006 on
:-)

 

Submitted by HaiAnh on
Ha! I've often thought this too. They make themselves as conspicous as they can, but claim non-chalance. In a similiar way to how sometimes women spent hours doing the make up, with the intention of it looking 'natural'.