Conceptual poem

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Of late modern art has been annoying me.
There’s that artist wearing costume tusks
Who asked me to introduce myself
And inquire of the pachyderm how it feels
To be hunted for ivory teeth.

During another show an artist
Proffered her tits asking me if I wanted
To play sugar daddy with her.
Since the exhibit was participatory
And her teats were big as cherries

I told her no thank you I didn’t want to break
My false teeth on her pits. Then there was that
Other artist with a big thorny bush---
On her head that is
Holding a gigantic dildo instead of a torch.

She declaimed being totally for Liberty.
I thought I’d participate by standing next to her.
Pretending to be a dog I raised my left leg
And started peeing on hers pretending she was
A hydrant and I a left-wing leaning dog.

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Alex Nodopaka May ©2011