THE KIND OF AND MIND OF A MALE.

THE KIND OF AND MIND OF A MALE.

Are you a sitter

When you pee in the shitter?

Do you stand with a hand on your cock?

When done do you pause

Wash the germs from your paws?

Do you care if you share with the flock?

 

Do you have a set hour

Each day for a shower?

Do you deem a regime ain’t for you?

If you dared moisturise

Would you dare tell the guys?

Is a ‘pope on a rope’ less taboo?

 

Do you make an art

Of releasing a fart?

Do they pass from your arse miled ‘n meek?

In what circumstance

Do you wash your pants?

Do you care if a pair lasts a week?

 

Do you take to the sauce

As a matter of course?

Do you think that the drink is a curse?

Do you down a kebab

Then hurl in the cab?

Are you shamed that you’re famed for far worse?

 

Do you respond with a hug

Are you more apt to shrug,

When your wife airs some strife in her day?

Do you view meekness

As unmanly weakness?

Do you fear that a tear is passé?

 

Are you apt to linger

With one teasing finger?

Is the clit just a bit that you shun?

Is there a need to discover

The needs of your lover,

When you just grunt and thrust till you’re done?

 

 Upon hearing this list

You’ll perhaps get the gist

Of the kind of and mind of a male;

What kind am I?

You may ask in reply,

My friends, here it ends, I must bale!

 

Copyright David M Pamment - 12^th November 2019