DELICIOUS WOMAN

Her waist is outstanding.
Her breasts have a true bounce.
Check her for cellulite;
She doesn't have an ounce.

Her tummy is so flat,
You could iron on it.
She would still look all right,
Dressed in an old carpet.

Her skin is free from scars.
Her hair's shiny and thick.
She is so delicious,
That she makes me feel sick.

August 2005