DODGY DOCTOR

"Take all your clothes off and pop on the bed."

"How's that gonna help the pain in my head?"

"Just do as I say and you will find out."

"Do you know what you are talking about?"

"Of course; I'm a doctor. Remove your clothes."

"Is this how a normal appointment goes?"

"How can you be examined, fully dressed?
I will also check for lumps in your breast."

"I have no breast lump that gives me headaches."

"Well, you never know, people make mistakes."

"Yes, like you sure have, and it's gonna stop;
You've just given evidence to a cop."

22 September 2005