EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE

Every cake you'll make,
I'll make a sandwich.
Every crisp you'll munch,
I'll chomp some cabbage.

Every chip you'll lick,
I'll chew on some peas.
Every bun you'll yum,
I'll taste low-fat cheese.

Every beer you'll down,
I'll just have a juice.
I'll try not to grab,
Your peppermint mousse.

Every choc you'll eat,
Please chuck one at me.
For I shall be bored,
Of being healthy.

12 January 2004