HELP; I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE VIRGIN AIR-TIME BALANCE RECORDED ANNOUNCEMENT GIRL

Once I was straight and went for blokes.
You see 'was' does mean in the past.
Then I wanted true girly love;
A sensitive type that would last.

The V.A.T.B.R.A. girl,
With a pout begging to be kissed,
Is all that I can think about;
Damn that buggering hypnotist.

7 October 2005