I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU

I've got a little something,
That is meant only for you.
It's a moist little something;
Please don't think of it as goo.

Nobody else has had it;
I'm giving it to just you.
I think that you should lick it.
Go on; you know you want to.

Think of it as a real treat,
There's no need to feel guilty.
It's a nice little present,
To say 'you're special to me'.

Move your tongue all around it,
Such a pleasure you'll adore;
But eat that ice cream quickly,
Before it plops on the floor.

Around 2003