JUST DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME SO MUCH!

I've had children spit at me,
Women have dug their heels in,
Men mistake me for a loo,
When they've done too much drinking.

I've known all types of weather;
Heavy hail can hurt like hell.
I've been walked over so much,
If you were me, you would wail.

But what annoys me the most,
Is when dogs leave me their poop,
For goodness' sake dog owners;
You've got dogs, so get a scoop!

27 June 2006