MONKEY'S (I DON'T GIVE A...)

I don't give a monkey's uncle.
I don't give a damn.
I don't give a pickled prune.
What do you think I am?

I don't give a badger's backside.
I don't give a toss.
I don't give a singing, spinning,
Stick of candy floss.

I don't give a draughty giraffe,
Who can't fit his neck in the car.
I don't give a fly's big eye.
What do you think you are?

I don't give a frowning clown,
I don't give a panda's pants.
I don't give a shivering, quivering,
Line of chilly ants.

I don't give a blasted bottle,
That came from a silky, milky cow.
I don't care in the slightest,
So I'm going to shut up now.

22 April 2002