QUICK - LOVE FOR SALE

Love for sale.
Special offer. Half price.
Come and get your love.
Come on darlin', have a slice.

Love going. Love going.
Come on, now - who wants some?
It's going - it will soon be gone.
Who wants it - anyone?

Show us your money, get it out.
It doesn't come for free.
How much would you give for it?
What is your ideal fee?

Love is available at a cost.
If you've got the dosh, come get it from me.
But don't you come back for a refund,
When you realise it's not love really.

5 June 2002