REFRESHING CHANGE?

"What was she doing in your bed?"

"It was just for a comfort test."

"What did the girl do in your bed?"

"Just saw if my bed was the best."

"Shall I drag the truth out of you?"

"She was feeling rather sleepy."

"I'll ask once more; why was she there?"

"I have got a girlfriend, granny."

"There, you feel better now, don't you?"

"No; I feel I've done something bad."

"You are just growing up, that's all."

"Then why were you getting so mad?"

"You were keeping the truth from me."

"But it was difficult to say."

"Well, it is quite disappointing,
But you can't help not being gay."

19 October 2005