REMEMBER?

Oh yeah, I remember you.
Or at least, I think I do.

"Of course you remember me!
You loved me absolutely!"

Nah, must have been someone else.
That doesn't sound like myself.

"It was definitely you.
You'd wish for me all night through.
You would send me love letters.
Though, that did get on my nerves;
Saying how much you loved me.
You wrote them so stupidly!
You were so crazy for me.
But I found you too ugly."

Oh, I remember you now;
You were that bigheaded cow.