Monopoly man

I wan’ to t’row a double
and not land me in boot or ha’ trouble,
but get me a sleek, silver sports car
that will take me on the road to property czar.

I wan’ to land upon a station,
so I can cause a bit of aggravation.
I wan’ to land somewhere glamourous
and not on the Works of Water or of Gas.
I wan’ to know
how soon I can pass
Go.

I wan’ a card that will let-me-free-go,
so I don’ have to sit ‘ere for t’ree t’row.
I wan’ another station,
so I can double the aggravation.

I am weak in that corner,
and my cash is a bit ‘Jack Horner’,
so I wan’ to land on Free Parking
and stop my opponents from laughing.
I wan’ to know
how soon I will pass
Go.

I wan’ Chance to give me relaxation
and not a whole heap of taxation.
I wan’ the dice to play fair
and not stick me again
on Mayfair.

I don’t wan’ to mortgage
my hotel, and all its luggage –
I wan’ to stay complete
on Regent Street.

I wan’ to offload
the Old Kent Road
and do some fair exchange
for .... Picadilly ...

I wan’ to know
how soon I will pass
Go.